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Best army jokes

Edward Phillips

Best army jokes

by Edward Phillips

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Published by Wolfe in London .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Armies -- Anecdotes, facetiae, satire, etc.

  • Edition Notes

    Statementcompiled by Edward Phillips.
    SeriesThe Wolfe mini ha-ha books
    The Physical Object
    Pagination63p. ;
    Number of Pages63
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL21386007M
    ISBN 100723401594
    OCLC/WorldCa30281514

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